Joke Column 1

Q: Where is Luke Skywalker’s favorite place to eat?

A: Pizza the Hut.

Q: Where is Pizza the Hut?

A: Darth Mall.

Q: How Does Luke get to Darth Mall?

A: In his Toyoda.

 

Funny News Headlines:

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

 

Knock* Knock*
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME…

 

Knock* Knock*
Who’s there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturnday Night Fever

 

Knock* Knock*
Who’s There?
A little person.
A little person who?
A little person who can’t reach the doorbell.

 

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”

 

There are two muffins in the oven.
One says “Man! It’s burning up in here!”
The other one says “Hey look! A talking Muffin!”