“Reality Scope”

Jordana Rothberg, Staff Writer

April 11, 2016

Filed under Satire

On the first of every month I promptly go online and research my horoscope. Actually that’s a lie. Somehow horoscopes pop into my Facebook feed or appear as side advertisements, and more often than not due to my lack of self...

Vape God Become Vape King

Jordan Fox, Staff Writer

April 11, 2016

Filed under Satire

It was a casual Thursday afternoon when Aspen’s own vape god, Johnny E. Cig, decided to run for AHS prom king. After three months of vigorous campaigning including hanging up signs to promote his Vape for Life Club and hand...

JV Recruitment

JV Recruitment

April 9, 2015

Lululemon Takeover

Lululemon Takeover

April 9, 2015

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