If your friends told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? What if Simon said to?
You all know the game. If he says it you do it, and if he doesn't you're out. It's plain and simple really. So what...
SATIRE - - - Breaking news! The latest gathered at AHS: there are no more books allowed, anywhere on campus. Oh, the horror for our very much book-loving students. It is known that on average, individual...
SATIRE --- The United States Government has officially released that convicted felons can now be considered for the role of CEO within major companies. If you’ve done time for a major crime, now is...
SATIRE -- Apple High School is known for many things, among these are skiing, freshman functions, and of course, our world-famous steam rooms, (invite only). If you can get past all of these things on...
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Global Warming’s Not-So-Hidden Benefits
Locally, we’ve been experiencing very little snowfall, due to global warming. What many don’t understand is that contrary to the public’s opinion,...
SATIRE - The recent news of current decision-making man Baugh Baugh Black Sheep relinquishing the Aspen School District leaves the community with questions. WHY would he leave us? WHAT is more important...
SATIRE - - - NORAD, Colorado - A brave state-sponsored Chinese hacker released documents on Thursday from NORAD with undeniable proof that snow is in fact a government conspiracy. Known by the handle @SuperReliableChineseHacker...
SATIRE --- Following the updated furniture and layout of the AHS Commons during the 2023-2024 school year, many students were heard voicing their frustrations in protest outside of the administration offices....
SATIRE - Bondrea Belasquez is a sweet, caring, and well-cherished Spanish teacher at AHS from Colombia. This is just as we know it, but Bondrea has a secret. Belasquez has discretely been an elite member...
SATIRE - Coming to you live with an exclusive transcript from 50 Fake News uncovering the secret wedding that occurred on February 30, 2012.
Joe Dirt: Here we are folks, live at the wedding of a century,...
Aspen Colorado is already synonymous with its luxury and poise, however, throughout this current ski season, CoSki has been receiving requests for an even more elevated standard of sophistication.
The...
BREAKING NEWS: In a shocking turn of events, a local teen's dreams of higher education were destroyed not by lack of potential, but by forgetting to include a bribe with their college application.
During...
