Middle School News

Jordan Cramer, Middle School Correspondent

April 1, 2014

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Train Tracks on Teeth Middle school is that time of your life where you go in for monthly orthodontist appointments and pick colors for your braces that most exemplify your personality. 7th grader Jessica Frank is one of the ma...

Student Learns Last Week’s News Today!

Mackenzie Conner, Staff Writer

April 1, 2014

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In the middle of one of Chris Bonadies’ lectures, Frank Smith was abruptly called to attention by the morning announcements that finally came on the PA system around 8:30. He learned that there had been an Earth Group meeting...

Ski Season Going Downhill

Mad Flow Mo, The Most Attractive Staff Writer

April 1, 2014

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An unusual number of passes have been revoked on Snowmass Mountain this season for kids being “too gnarly”. The lack of care that students show while driving has transferred over to the attitudes of teen skiers. “I’m...

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