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THE SKIER SCRIBBLER

The student news site of Aspen High School

THE SKIER SCRIBBLER

The student news site of Aspen High School

THE SKIER SCRIBBLER

AHS students causing chaos in the classroom while there are no teachers.

Lack of subs leaves students alone in classroom

Harper Axelman, Staff Writer April 5, 2021

SATIRE--Due to the shortage of substitute teachers in ASD, the administration has been forced to leave students alone in classrooms. However, in many AHS classes, there has been chaos, leading to controversy...

ProStart team makes school lunches Michelin Star quality

Stef Wojcik, News Editor April 5, 2021

SATIRE -- After guest speaker Gordon Rumsey visited Chris Bonocheese’s ProStart class, the dining experience at AHS has improved immensely. Though AHS’s addiction cookies and legendary chicken curry...

Bonocheese smiles innocently as he prepares for the demise of Rumsey.

Bonocheese’s secret plotting revealed

Hannah Smith, News Editor April 5, 2021

SATIRE-- From his searing insults to his effortless ability to leave a chef in tears, many cower at the fiery-tempered chef, Gordon Rumsey- but not AHS culinary teacher Chris Bonocheese. It was recently...

Blueprint for Timbah Cymbals new classroom with walls.

Timbah ecstatic with new walls for classroom

Tessa Guthrie, Editor-in-Chief April 5, 2021

SATIRE-- Next week, AHS English teacher, Timbah Cymbal, will finally get walls for his ‘classroom’. With Cymbal’s current set up in the commons, surrounded solely by bulletin boards, the sound of...

AHS students eating lunch with Guy Fieri in secret Speakeasy

New lunch club opens in Aspen

Harper Axelman, Staff Writer April 5, 2021

SATIRE--Since the new AHS lunch system of eating by grade level or classes has been implemented, AHS students have found a new place to eat lunch with their friends, a secret location unknown to the public. This...

AHS students in a CREW meeting having the best time of their lives.

AHS students LOVE CREW

Kayla Tehrani, Business Manager April 5, 2021

SATIRE-- Contrary to popular belief, students have loved CREW from the start. From the moment the administration announced the new addition to the schedule, students have been over the moon about attending...

An artist rendition of a possible AHS Prom depicts students dressed in Hazmat suits.

Prom 2021: a pandemic party!

Emily Kinney, Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2021

SATIRE-- Seniors of AHS, let’s get excited! Prom season is right around the corner, and with the approaching festivities drawing nearer every day, the Antibody Exposé is here to provide all the information...

Lovesick girl kissing Snapchat boy over the phone.

The realities of dating during COVID-19

Oceane Jones, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

I am a Snapchat boy that’s bored over quarantine, and I will dazzle you with my amazing face and features. Photo #1 This is my face. It looks like this. As you can see, I have used the ‘mocha’...

Government seizes COVID-19 vaccines

Brenon Reed, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

SATIRE-- Due to high demand of the new COVID-19 vaccine, a clinic in Georgia was raided by armed military forces after low priority locals were vaccinated. The remaining vaccines were seized and the clinic...

Kids at lunch partake in a COVID- safe Basketball game, always making sure to keep their masks up and sanitizing before every pass, shoot, or dribble!

Basket- Rona puts a spin on COVID lunches

Maya Leshem, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

SATIRE-- Sarah Strasshotdog seems to be having a lot of fun supervising the kids in the big gym, from keeping masks up (or even just wearing them), to regulating who gets to go to the bathroom (and making...

AHS finally funds girls basketball team

Jenny Ellis, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

The AHS girls basketball program has been around for over 84 years. It is one of the oldest sports at Aspen High School, yet up until a year ago it has received the least amount of funding. The grand total...

Adderall Rae taking a selfie with the adoring fans who took her COVID weightloss injection.

Beauty influencer sells COVID virus in new health craze

Jenny Ellis, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

SATIRE-- Over the past year, COVID has been a burden that everyone around the globe has had to deal with. For some it has hit harder than for others. From job losses, to the death of family members, to...

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