SATIRE - Krent State Gun Girl, Katie Bonnet, Becomes Socialist in Lieu of free diapers.
Recently, the 2020 Presidential Candidate, Hernia Panders, has added the push for free adult diapers to his political...
SATIRE - Since the early 2000’s the Kidz Bop Kidz have been slowly taking over the world with their covers of pop songs.
From K-Pop to Rap, Kidz Bop has been sweeping the nation with their soul full...
SATIRE - Since its implementation in the 2018-2019 school year, the SEE curriculum has helped hundreds of students across AHS. Some even say it has changed their lives entirely.
The SEE curriculum, SEE...
SATIRE - Tuesday afternoon two AHS students, who are to remain anonymous, stole and successfully flew one of the Every Student Flies Program’s planes all the way to La Paz, Mexico.
These two students...
SATIRE- March – Aspen, Colorado: The weather finally starts to warm, the long-awaited Spring sports seasons begin, and the increasingly unmotivated seniors eagerly await graduation. Having already been...
SATIRE- With COVID-19, or coronavirus, spreading rapidly throughout the U.S, many have taken extreme measures to avoid contracting the virus.
The novel coronavirus is a respiratory illness that has...
SATIRE---Since the beginning of his 2016 presidential campaign, the public and the media have been baffled at Ronald Drumpf’s flawless complexion and groundbreaking makeup techniques. Many speculate...
SATIRE- Aspen High School senior Sally Hinton received a restraining order last Tuesday after the alleged stalking and violation of personal property against classmate Paul Floyd. Hinton was found chasing...
SATIRE - The race for the superintendent position at AHS continues with four candidates remaining - Tharyn Mulfruit, Tammy Clementine, Anschutz, and David Boo. However, on February 7th and March 2nd, the...
SATIRE-- Following a recent study done by the Federal Drug Association, the social media app TikTok has proven to be more addictive than Juul.
Tiktok is a social media app where users (teens) post videos...
SATIRE - Every English class at AHS begins with a mindful minute. These sixty-seconds are a peaceful way for students to reflect on their thoughts and attempt to live in the present moment. Last Friday,...
