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The student news site of Aspen High School

THE SKIER SCRIBBLER

The student news site of Aspen High School

THE SKIER SCRIBBLER

Kids at lunch partake in a COVID- safe Basketball game, always making sure to keep their masks up and sanitizing before every pass, shoot, or dribble!

Basket- Rona puts a spin on COVID lunches

Maya Leshem, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

SATIRE-- Sarah Strasshotdog seems to be having a lot of fun supervising the kids in the big gym, from keeping masks up (or even just wearing them), to regulating who gets to go to the bathroom (and making...

AHS finally funds girls basketball team

Jenny Ellis, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

The AHS girls basketball program has been around for over 84 years. It is one of the oldest sports at Aspen High School, yet up until a year ago it has received the least amount of funding. The grand total...

Adderall Rae taking a selfie with the adoring fans who took her COVID weightloss injection.

Beauty influencer sells COVID virus in new health craze

Jenny Ellis, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

SATIRE-- Over the past year, COVID has been a burden that everyone around the globe has had to deal with. For some it has hit harder than for others. From job losses, to the death of family members, to...

Texas freezing its butt off.

Texas is cold compared to us!

Hannah Popish, Design Editor April 1, 2021

SATIRE--Freezing cold temperatures have taken over the state of Texas. Many residents are losing power and freezing water is bursting pipes. Reports are saying the temperatures were as low as 20 to 30...

A trail of birdseed leading to the vaccinations.

Secret vaccination ring uncovered in the maze

Ava Thornely, Social Media Specialist April 1, 2021

SATIRE - BREAKING NEWS! Students have disappeared from their classes with no hint as to where they have gone. After requesting a bathroom break, students neglected to return to their classes, but where...

Gen Z 101

Oceane Jones, Staff Writer April 1, 2021

SATIRE-- Born between 1995-2009, Gen Z is the iconic child of Gen X. Also known as the 'iGen', we grew up in an electronic world, where toddlers knew how to operate an iPhone better than their parents. We...

AHS students crowd in the halls and pose in their new Supremo shirts.

Designer doesn’t always mean quality

Ava Thornely, Social Media Specialist April 1, 2021

SATIRE- Aspen High School alum Richy Rich recently contacted all AHS students and persuaded them all to invest in Walmark stock. The email read Yo Aspen High School, It's your boy Richy Rich you might...

A collage of teachers and staff members throughout the Aspen School District after receiving their first round of vaccinations.

AHS teachers step closer to ending COVID-19 pandemic through vaccinations

Sophie Genshaft, Staff Writer March 19, 2021

Feb. 12, 2021, cars lined the streets leading up to the music tent as all of the eager “AHS” teachers patiently waited in line. Eight lanes filtering in and out with newcomers and people exiting filled...

AHS seniors, Grace Romero and Caprice Seeman, wearing Duke sweatshirts on college commit day.

How to pick a college in 2021

Tessa Guthrie, Editor-in-chief March 9, 2021

For AHS seniors, the exciting college decision season is approaching. This year has proved to be a massive challenge for seniors, with most seniors unable to tour colleges. As many know, college tours...

Editorial: the U.S. education systems failure to teach Black History

Editorial: the U.S. education system’s failure to teach Black History

February 26, 2021

The idea to recognize Black History in the month of February came from the father of Black history himself, Carter G. Woodson in 1926. However, the recognition of February as Black History Month did not...

A political cartoon depicting 2020 and 2021 as a person

If 2020 and 2021 were a person

Hannah Popish, Design Editor February 25, 2021

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