In today’s world, overwhelmed with propaganda and fake news, American citizens are asking for a savior: An entertaining, humorous, and most importantly, reliable news station. Well, fear not people of America! Your prayers have been answered. Always High School’s (AHS) own local network Snowboarder TV is going national!
While this announcement shocked many, it has reportedly been in the works for some time now. Over the course of several years, Snowboarder TV has slowly been hoarding the necessary materials for its expansion through fake claims of damaged and outdated equipment. In addition to stockpiling hardware, the Snowboarder TV class has been sneaking into the school using Anita Elk’s teacher pass and converting the black box into a full-blown production studio. While Elk was initially frustrated when she located the hoard of materials, she came around quickly after hearing her students’ genius plan for national domination.

Armed with their cache of equipment they are ready to enter the national news scene. However, Anita Elk wants to maintain some of the local charm that makes Snowboarder TV so special.
“We will be bringing back the Griz Rizz as well as the Da Better Weather segments indefinitely to honor our community and AHS. It’s always important to remember where you come from,” Anita Elk said.
The class has expanded it’s roster to 100 students in order to meet the higher demands that will come with the title of a national news station, so if you are at all interested, Snowboarder TV urges you to join.