SATIRE--With the rising rates of College tuition, students are now opting out of traditional ways to pay for College. A recent study from the U.S. Department of College Education has found that 55 percent of college students no longer pay for their tuition through students loans and scholarships, and instead, have found inventive ways to pay for their education. Randy Bandy, the Dean at LaTorneau...

SATIRE --- The world came crashing down Tuesday night when local mom Jill Baker brought store-bought cupcakes to the Newhaven Elementary school bake sale. “I was desperate. I’m a terrible baker- and I just got so sick and tired of bringing my best work and having the other moms talk trash behind my back, ” Baker said. “All I wanted was for them to praise my cupcakes. I should have known...

SATIRE--BREAKING NEWS- Scientists declared that they have given up. All scientific research and practices will no longer be in effect in the United States. Scientist reached their limit when President Cheeto 45 signed off on the Anti-Paris Climate treaty, a plan to increase carbon emissions by 78% by 2020. All across the nation, scientists were seen throwing their protective eyewear to the...