SATIRE -- Due to COVID-19, Don Trunk has added to the national list of event cancellations to help follow the stay at home guidelines. On Saturday, April 11th, President Trunk delivered a speech regarding...
SATIRE - Just recently, AHS teachers received a salary increase of one million dollars per year. A couple of weeks ago, for an unknown reason, forty teachers requested substitutes on the exact same day...
SATIRE - AHS junior, Alex Honeycrisp, and four of his friends were recently caught selling ExEd points. The case will be taken to the U.S. Supreme Court in late March. The five suspects were caught cornering...
SATIRE - Due to the recent shortage of substitute teachers, the administration has had to come up with creative solutions, most notably, Toad, the service dog of ASD, becoming a substitute teacher.
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SATIRE - Horoscope
Aries: I know that you are the first sign, just don't get all cocky, it doesn't make you better.
Taurus:
The stars are saying that you don’t like change, so I suggest that you...
SATIRE---Some new information has been leaked on Chinese twitter about new information about the real source of the coronavirus outbreak, Two months before Russian spies infiltrated 3 labs in a 30-mile...
SATIRE - Krent State Gun Girl, Katie Bonnet, Becomes Socialist in Lieu of free diapers.
Recently, the 2020 Presidential Candidate, Hernia Panders, has added the push for free adult diapers to his political...
SATIRE - Since the early 2000’s the Kidz Bop Kidz have been slowly taking over the world with their covers of pop songs.
From K-Pop to Rap, Kidz Bop has been sweeping the nation with their soul full...
SATIRE - Since its implementation in the 2018-2019 school year, the SEE curriculum has helped hundreds of students across AHS. Some even say it has changed their lives entirely.
The SEE curriculum, SEE...
SATIRE - Tuesday afternoon two AHS students, who are to remain anonymous, stole and successfully flew one of the Every Student Flies Program’s planes all the way to La Paz, Mexico.
These two students...
SATIRE- March – Aspen, Colorado: The weather finally starts to warm, the long-awaited Spring sports seasons begin, and the increasingly unmotivated seniors eagerly await graduation. Having already been...
