SATIRE– 2021 was full of surprises, but 2022 has even more in store for you, a new baby! Along with the joy of having a new accessory, a child, there will be many new responsibilities in your life. First, the responsibility of actually raising a youngster, and then the monstrous responsibility of naming them! Now, you do not want to set your child up for failure with a terrible name, so here are our suggestions for the best baby names so your youngster won’t get made fun of!

1. Juul… like the nicotine product of course! An edgy name for your little angel! An ode to your own childhood!
2. Mao… a perfect name for the little joy that dictates your life
3. God’s Masterpiece… because no child is as perfect as your own, they must be a gift from god.
4. Blueface… BABY
5. Karen… an attitude like no other
6. Trump… oops your baby was a mistake… name him after the biggest mistake our country made.
7. Bob, Rob, Joe… they’re all so unique
8. Astroworld… DESTRUCTIVE
9. Da big kid… because they won’t always be DA BABY
10. Monica Lewinsky, Jeffery Epstein, a name that will never be forgotten