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The team poses in front of their pit at Worlds in Houston, TX on April 16, 2025.
Middle School Robotics Team “Lightning Strikes Twice!”
The AHS personal project exhibition in full swing on Wednesday, February 12, 2025.
AHS’s 2025 Personal Project Showcase
Becky Oliver poses with Eleanor Carroll and Renee Giles on the first day of 2nd grade in 2015.
Becky Oliver’s Time at the Aspen School District Comes to an End
The Impact of Peer Pressure
The Impact of Peer Pressure
Drivers in the state of Colorado are warned about changes to cell phone use prior to Jan. 1, 2025.
Ring in the New Year with Less Distractions
Gray wolf roaming in the early morning in Yellowstone National Park.
The Colorado Wolf’s Journey to Restoration
Can IB be open minded if they promote close minded people?
Hypocrisy in the IB
Gia Galindo Bartley and Areysi Galvan watch Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl Halftime show.
“Too Loud, Too Reckless, Too Ghetto.”
AHS senior girls pose with their water flasks, following in the footsteps of microtrends.
The Overconsumption Epidemic
Young and Sweet and... Only Eighteen?
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Gia Galindo Bartley and Areysi Galvan watch Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl Halftime show.
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Gia Galindo Bartley and Sarah Ward pose in front of the 2014-2015 and 2015-2016 graduation pictures to represent trends in 2015 and 2025.
The Difference a Decade Makes
An array of hobby materials, including journals, yarn, a Kindle, a camera, books, and a sewing machine.
Put Down Your Phone Get a Hobby
Young Quintessa Frisch wrapped in a towel, smiling at her mother, showing off her tooth-less smile.
Mice, Dogs, and Fairies Oh My!
A packed Rice-Eccles stadium watching the Utah Utes play a game in their debut Big 12 season.
The NCAA’s Proposed 2025-26 Roster Limits
The Aspen girl's basketball team celebrating their first win of the 2025 season against Grand Valley.
Women Leaders in Sports
Miles Kuhl Posing with his new AJGA champion trophy and Bag at Walnut Creek Golf Course.
High School Junior Miles Kuhl: A Rising Star in Golf
Gieszl brothers support the Detroit Lions.
Touchdown: How Thanksgiving Football Came to Be
Sara Michelin placed second in her heat in the 200 Freestyle at the 2024 CHSAA Swim and Dive State Championship at the Veteran Memorial Aquatic Center in Thornton, CO, on Feb. 11.
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Aspen's Silver Queen Gondolas are redesigned to suit the other Vail-owned gondolas.
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