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The Aspen girl's basketball team celebrating their first win of the 2025 season against Grand Valley.
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Aspen's Silver Queen Gondolas are redesigned to suit the other Vail-owned gondolas.
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Owen Cruz-Abrams, Writing Editor ~ April 23, 2025
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Owen is a senior and this will be his third year writing for the Skier Scribbler. He loves writing opinion articles.