Recently, supporters of the Republican candidate Donald Trump have been getting very excited for the presidential elections. It seems like he’s going to be placed as the forerunner for the Republicans, and soon there might possibly be a Trump in the White House.

Donald Trump is a businessman, politician, and television personality, who started off his career in business with a small loan of a million dollars from his father. He went to Fordham University in the Bronx for two years, before going to the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. He had some problems with money going into business, but got on his feet and has now powered through with only filing for bankruptcy 4 times.
His new kindergarten, called, ‘Trump School for Little Winners, not Losers, in Business and Life,” costs a reasonable price of a million dollars per year.

“Although this may seem like a lot of money, as far as prestigious kindergartens go, mine is the definitely the best in the world; it’s an undisputed fact. Nobody can argue it,” Trump said.

The TSLWLBL (Trump School for Little Winners, not Losers, in Business and Life) is expected to run for two years. By that time, Trump’s white supremacist-based funding is expected to run out, and the school will shut down, and he may go bankrupt for a 5th time in his business career.

Chris Christie, former GOP rival candidate turned Trump follower, publicly endorses Trump’s new scheme.

“This is the best idea anybody has ever come up with! It’s genius, exactly what I expected of Trump,”Christie said, flailing his arms around like dead fish and retracting his head into his neck. “I hope my kids may one day will be able to attend this awesome institution.”