This past summer, I traveled to Cambodia with my family. Within our first hour there, my mother turned to me, marveling over the pure beauty of every single Cambodian. Their sharp bone structures, defined...
Every person wonders at one point or another if their life is “normal”. When I was in middle school, I fell in love with the nearly 5-minute, 2016 Buzzfeed video “Is your life average?” The video...
Spring is in the air. The birds are singing, the sun is shining, and the flowers are blooming. As we enter this spring, a season of prosperity and growth, we often admire the beautiful blooms that surround...
If you ask college football fans their favorite team’s first practice, you could get a multitude of responses. Many people's answers would consist of months from May to August. However, most teams actually...
Let’s say you’re a traffic engineer in charge of a roadway that transports thousands of cars a day. You need to manage a confluence of four different roads, all of which have differing traffic volumes...
The Aspen High School FBLA team had 51 students competing at the FBLA State Leadership conference this year. Aspen students excelled in many competitions, qualifying 5 people for nationals. The results...
SATIRE--- Always High School accused of forcing students to join a political party: no room for independents. It has recently come to the public’s attention that AHS’s mandatory school issued chromebooks...
SATIRE--- As we all know, AHS (Always High School) is always printing friggin packets yo. More specifically, the history department is always printing friggin packets yo. Whether it be the Great Emu War,...
SATIRE--- Hot Dog Hans is currently the top athlete in the world.
He currently has 315 gold medals for the half pipe and is planning to add at least 80 more to his collection by the end of 2025. Hans...
SATIRE--- In the 2025-26 school year - sorry seniors - all tables in the commons and the hallways will be upgraded to foosball tables customized with the IB learner profile traits and red and black foos...
Aspen High School is proud of it’s status as an IB school, and as such, you can find the halls riddled with posters telling us students about the IB learner profile. The IB learner profile is a set of...
