SATIRE--- As we all know, AHS (Always High School) is always printing friggin packets yo. More specifically, the history department is always printing friggin packets yo. Whether it be the Great Emu War,...

SATIRE--- Hot Dog Hans is currently the top athlete in the world. He currently has 315 gold medals for the half pipe and is planning to add at least 80 more to his collection by the end of 2025. Hans...

SATIRE--- In the 2025-26 school year - sorry seniors - all tables in the commons and the hallways will be upgraded to foosball tables customized with the IB learner profile traits and red and black foos...

Aspen High School is proud of it’s status as an IB school, and as such, you can find the halls riddled with posters telling us students about the IB learner profile. The IB learner profile is a set of...

Aspen is a majestic place. But what would the whole world look like if it was literally a scaled-up copy of Aspen? Imagine: Everyone waking up to snow in the morning, cruising down freshly-groomed runs,...

On Monday, Nov. 4th one day before the 2024 presidential election, the New York Times Tech Guild workers walked out and began a strike. The workers have been in the process of negotiating a contract for...

“How do you know when you're growing up?” If you weren't aware, almost most seniors at AHS, and around the world for that matter, are beginning or nearing the end of their college application process....

In 2023, during the Houston Texans training camp, then-rookie wide receiver Tank Dell made a convincing argument for being the Texan's top wideout. However, before his breakout pre-season performance,...

The Beauty in Relationships Growing together, growing apart, and growing into yourself As we walk the halls of AHS, we are blessed with many people with whom we may be acquaintances, friends, or even...