SATIRE — From the Ebola virus outbreak in 2014 to the creation of autocorrect and smartwatches, “The Simpsons” have accurately predicted events of the future. However, while impressive in the past, the satirical TV show’s fortune-telling abilities have landed them in a heap of trouble.

On Feb.10th, “The Simpsons” script writers quote on quote “accidentally” revealed one of the Pentagon’s most scandalous secrets in episode 718, “AI Trump”, leaving them under lawsuits and intensive investigation.

The FBI is actively interviewing all Simpson scriptwriters, temporarily pausing all episodes from reaching screens. Although there is limited knowledge regarding the “top secret” information unveiled in episode 718, Skier TV was able to gather exclusive information from an Aspen resident.

Duff Burns, lonely resident of Aspen, is an avid binge-watcher of “The Simpsons”, and watched episode 718. Burns tapped into the new episode milliseconds after it aired and believes that he knows what the secret may have been.

“Well, episode 718 was some silly satire episode about Donald Trump…. and I thought little of it until the FBI took the episode down and hunted after the scriptwriters. At first, I was like ‘Woah’, I guess they don’t like orange and yellow together; maybe they are against that color scheme,” Burns said in the exclusive interview.

Burns then continued with his revelations about a potential secret the FBI may be hiding.

“But then it all came to me. The Simpsons pictured Trump as some AI created by the government to test the intelligence of Americans. Maybe the FBI tried to cover that up in real life or something… sounds crazy,” Burns said.

According to the intel provided by Burns, the government could have possibly created Trump as an AI, causing him to commit several atrocious acts to test the moral judgment of Americans. After many Americans worshiped Trump’s shocking behavior, the government may have documented the public reactions as data for unknown purposes.

“On one hand, I think that the Simpsons were on to something, and that is why they are under such intense scrutiny from the FBI. On the other hand, this theory is kinda bonkers. If it was pure satire, then I have no speculations behind the FBI’s actions,” Burns said.

Less than a day after episode 718 aired, it was taken down by the FBI, along with any traces of information revealing this secret. The FBI has posted the following statement about the episode, and any further action towards the creators of “The Simpsons:”

“Creators, scriptwriters, Disney 20th Century FOX Studios, and all others involved in the creation of episode 718 of “The Simpsons” will be under thorough investigation and lawsuits. Further information will be provided shortly. For now, all that can be communicated is that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is after “The Simpsons”.”

This is the only current information given to the public from the FBI about the investigation of “The Simpsons” cartoon creators.

A situation like this leaves many to ponder, “Oh my god, was Trump actually and AI? Why else would they be suing the Simpsons? Is this ridiculous?” and “Can the Simpsons predict the future and top secret information?” Regardless, there is one thing known for sure: that the Simpsons may have discovered something extremely suspicious, and the FBI is desperately trying to cover their tracks.

When Christopher Way, head director of the FBI, was contacted by Skier TV he refused to disclose any information about the case.

“Go away,” Way remarked to Skier TV. “Under the Pentagon’s authority, I cannot tell you jack ****,” Way said.