Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. Because he wasn’t chicken.

Q. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

A. It goes back four seconds.

Q. What happens when a marathon runner’s shoes don’t fit?

A. He faces defeat.

Q. What kind of trees have fingers?

A. Palm trees.

Q. What do grapes do when they’re in a bad mode?

A. They whine.

Q. What happens when a chicken crosses the road?

A. Poultry in motion.

Q. Why would someone be stuck in debt?

A. Because they can’t budge it.

Q. What did the model do when she saw he first grey hair?

A.She dyed.

Q. What type of flower stands up?

A. A rose.

Q. Why are pencils the bosses of pens?

A. Because they can lead.