SATIRE - Just recently, AHS teachers received a salary increase of one million dollars per year. A couple of weeks ago, for an unknown reason, forty t...
SATIRE - AHS junior, Alex Honeycrisp, and four of his friends were recently caught selling ExEd points. The case will be taken to the U.S. Supreme Cou...
SATIRE - Due to the recent shortage of substitute teachers, the administration has had to come up with creative solutions, most notably, Toad, the ser...
SATIRE - Horoscope
Aries: I know that you are the first sign, just don't get all cocky, it doesn't make you better.
Taurus:
The stars are saying ...
