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THE SKIER SCRIBBLER

During a protest, people hold signs telling Texans to go home.

Operation ‘Go Home, Y’all” Kicks off in Colorado

Quin Towers, TSA Founder ~ April 25, 2025

SATIRE --- After years of enduring an influx of cowboy hats, oversized trucks, and Texas license plates at the forefront of I-70 car crashes, state officials have finally taken action. In a move that has...

Aspen's Silver Queen Gondolas are redesigned to suit the other Vail-owned gondolas.

In Shocking Move, Aspen Ski Company is Bought by Vail Resorts

Newo ~ April 23, 2025

SATIRE --- Aspen Snow Corporation, also known as SnowCo, owns all four Aspen mountains and has a very reasonable current stock valuation of only about a hundred times the average Aspen house price, which...

What to Know About IB Lunch HL

Hah-Lee, Not Haley ~ April 23, 2025

SATIRE --- As the upcoming juniors embark on their course-selection journey, many are stumped when considering IB Lunch HL. A newly introduced course, IB Lunch HL has caused many to feel hesitant to...

People cheer with happiness for Snowboarder TV's national debut in a local bar

Skier TV Goes National

Sydney Klausmann, Editor-in-Chief ~ April 15, 2025

In today’s world, overwhelmed with propaganda and fake news, American citizens are asking for a savior: An entertaining, humorous, and most importantly, reliable news station. Well, fear not people of...

Cops Bust Lip Product Black Market in AHS (Always High School)

April 15, 2025

Five students at Always High School (AHS).were taken into custody and 40 were suspended last week in relation to a lip product black market in the girls’ bathrooms after the lip gloss detectors stopped...

Typical zoo animals chillin' in the sun.

3 Benefits of Global Warming

June 4, 2024

Global Warming’s Not-So-Hidden Benefits Locally, we’ve been experiencing very little snowfall, due to global warming. What many don’t understand is that contrary to the public’s opinion, there...

The Bee-st Movie Ever

The Bee-st Movie Ever

Marley and Me, The Best Dog Ever ~ April 4, 2024

SATIRE - - - Let’s face it. Many high schoolers are often lonely on Friday nights and turn to movies for relief. The movie they should be turning to is their childhood favorite and the most educational...

No Freedom For The Young

No Freedom For The Young

Marley and Me ~ April 4, 2024

SATIRE --- First, school administrators took away off-campus lunch. Then they took free periods and threatened our cell phones. Now students will no longer be able to drive to school. As of April 1st,...

The Rim AKA No Mans Land

The Rim AKA No Mans Land

Melbourne, Staff Newbie ~ April 4, 2024

SATIRE --- Outside the orderly and peaceful land of the staff and senior parking lot, is an auto-wasteland known as, The Rim. On The Rim, there are no rules, only cutthroat juniors and sophomores fighting...

Can YOU Ski in Stilettos????

Can YOU Ski in Stilettos????

Paris Hilton, A Y2K Baddie ~ April 4, 2024

SATIRE - - - A bold and unexpected move has sent shockwaves through the Aspen High School skiing community. AHS's premier ski race team has announced a radical change to its uniform dress code for the...

Money Laundering 101

Money Laundering 101

Tolkein, Yearbook Specialist ~ April 4, 2024

SATIRE --- Are you nervous about having some extra cash during that upcoming gap year? Want to spice up your life and forget about your dream career that's gonna be replaced by AI anyways? You (and many...

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