Gym Carry-on stunned fans at The Awards with the debut of his new face. He was practically unrecognizable. Fans and the general public were left wondering: Is this a botched facelift? Is he sick? Was he cloned? Is this a cover-up for something? Where is the Gym Carry-on we know and love?
Since the initial face reveal, the man behind it all, I.B. Phace, has risen to fame. While Carry-on kept the face augmentation under wraps for weeks, he eventually gave in and posted on The Gram.
“Hey, y’all. Just wanted to clue you in on that: people get old. Yes, I got a face augmentation. And I would love to send a big, big thank you to @I.B.Phacelegit. Because I LOVE this face,” Carry-on said in a post.
As a result, Phace’s office has been booked. All of the celebs have been getting face refreshers. And Phace has decided it is time for a change. He moved to Aspen. And we had the pleasure of interviewing him at his new beautiful home.
“I guess I just wasn’t built for the spotlight,” Phace said. “Moving to Aspen has been one of the best decisions I’ve made. There are a surprisingly large number of non-famous clients.”
And those clients just so happen to be AHS students. We have all had our ears yapped off about the so-called phone policy and how only our parents can pick up our devices from the front office. Phace is capitalizing on this dilemma by offering discounted temporary face augmentations in the front office bathrooms.
That means students can pop by the bathroom, pick up a new face, and the front office will give them their phone because they are none the wiser.
So the next time you find your phone stuck in phone jail, just scurry on over to the bathroom and meet Phace.