At exactly 8:00AM on Friday the 13th, the AHS lights may not have gone out, but the minds of students certainly did. Local Sophomore Artie Fischel was found staring blankly at an empty document on her computer in the AHS library for 30 minutes after a district-wide ban on AI. Sources inform that Artie Fischel was found in complete utter shock wandering the halls with disbelief because she claimed, “AI was the path to her future”.

Ever since her discovery of AI, she has kept a 4.0 GPA and has plans to go to medical school. “This policy needs to be changed. How am I gonna go to medical school?” she stated in a recent interview after the ban. “This is not a typical policy change; this is my midlife crisis.”

This development setback occurred quickly, especially when a student was found trying to complete a source analysis on their IA paper, but then he realized that ChatGPT wasn’t available anymore to help; he actually had to read his sources in order to complete a source analysis. “Worst day of my life,” he expressed.

Not only was this a major obstacle for the students, but teachers are also at a loss for words. They have lost the most crucial tool that helps them grade. This was the tool that helped them form emails, grade student papers, and even create math tests.

In an interview with Strasshotdog, she expressed her frustration with the anger she’s facing from students and teachers about this IA ban decision, but she clearly does not understand the severity of this. Soon enough, she will see the academic results turn down.

“People need to get it together,” she said.