There used to be a time when silence was something natural and normal, not something that people felt like they needed to fill. It used to feel natural to sit in silence while in the car, working out,...
It’s always been difficult for me to make decisions, and recently, I’ve been cursed with the impossible feat of making a few big ones. While this has been stressful and definitely a test of my character,...
Emerging research shows that Generation Z (Americans born between 1997 and 2012) are becoming one of the least trusting generations in modern U.S. history. According to a major Gallup and Walton Family...
At exactly 8:00AM on Friday the 13th, the AHS lights may not have gone out, but the minds of students certainly did. Local Sophomore Artie Fischel was found staring blankly at an empty document on her...
SATIRE: Disney Opens "Ever After Park" to Contain Disney-Adults
In a move described by company executives as “very necessary”, The Walt Disney Company today announced the grand opening of the Ever...
Western US winters during the 2026 season were off to a rough start, but a new interview with a primary source stated that it has nothing to do with Global Warming. These poor winters were brought up in...
In a highly anticipated press conference with all three of his supporters, Tangerine Toddler announced the launch of his new luxury self-tanning oil: Hawaiian Trumpic.
Standing before a tasteful vinyl...
