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SATIRE: Play the AHS Game!

Game of AHS
Game of AHS
Mary-leigh Poor

Everyone knows school, life, and everything is a game. So let’s play the AHS game!

Here are the rules:

Each player begins the game with 100 points.

Each player then subtracts a certain number of points for each experience (in the experience list below) from the last 2 months.

Experience list:

Subtract 3 points for every IB class you are in.

Subtract an extra 2 if any of those classes are HL Math, Physics, or Bio.

Subtract 5 points if you got a sticker put on your car for parking in the wrong spot.

Subtract 1 point for every lunch meeting.

Subtract 10 points for every week you have had a 7-9 pm practice.

Subtract 6 points for every time you lost at ‘sack.

Subtract 4 points for the number of times you have gotten to school after 8:10 am.

Subtract 7 points for every week where you did not guess at least one Wordle correctly.

Subtract 8 points for every time you had your phone or personal device confiscated.

Subtract 9 points for every time your Chromebook died.

Now add 10 points for every:

Free period

A in PowerSchool

And times your class got Jamm Dawg to talk for more than ½ the class period

Now add up/subtract all of your points and find out who in your friend group actually deserves to complain.

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