If your friends told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? What if Simon said to?
You all know the game. If he says it you do it, and if he doesn’t you’re out. It’s plain and simple really. So what if Simon says “vote for me” would we? This has both the Democrats and Republicans concern. There have been normos rumors regarding Simon being the third party candidate in the 2024 election. Many believe he would have a great influence on voters. Especially those who were fond of the elementary school game. With these rumors being put to an end last week when politicians found out Simon in fact, will use his influence to run for the highest office in America, the Presidency.
There have been massive protests of people stating that Simons campaign is violating the First Amendment. Along with the concern expressed by politicians as well as numerous CEO’s from America’s largest corporation that Simon is incapable of doing things unaccompanied. “Simon does a great job saying, but can he carry out his goals?” expressed former president Barack Obama. “If Simon is elected, then what?”
Last week Simon expressed his fondness for french fries. “France has my heart, they have made greatness which is why we are always at peace.” Sadly Simon spoke out after having a bad experience at a French Establishment. “ Never again do I want to see French food.” This has me, and a large portion of the U.S. worried what this means. What if Simon says no trading? This will be catastrophic to the Economy as well as our geological position. As well as but strains on our foreign policy relations with other countries.
My other biggest worry with third party is the Age of Simon as it is significantly shown through his walker and the Do Not Touch sign on his back. Simon has been around for many generations. Citizens with children have been becoming disturbed stating Simon has been putting ideas into their children’s head. One mom from Greenwich Connecticut reported her daughter came home unwilling to remove her hands from her head, since the teacher did not say Simon said not to.
“ When I give you my word, I promise it will get done. I feel I have a preference that people look up to and value. When I say we need change, the people agree. I can’t say for certain I will be the greatest leader this country has ever had, yet I can say with confidence I will lead us to success.” Simon said during his campaign last Saturday.
“We hear Simone, but what he says is getting old, can’t he just suggest?” Said Linda Pidora a Brown University Student studying political science. After the statement many groups around the U.S. have begun to create posters with the statement,“Simion suggests?”. No one is quite sure where the election stands currently with which party is going to have the most votes, but many politicians believe the presidency is leaning in Simon’s favor.
