Boy 1: Wow, he smells good! Why does he look exactly like you?

Boy 2: Because he’s my cologne!

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : “Funny, I smell carrots too”.

Knock* Knock*

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

Q. What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
A. Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. fsh

Q. Two peanuts walk into a bar.
A. One was a salted.

Q. What’s pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What’s blue and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding it’s breath

Q. Why does a room full of married people look so empty?
A. There’s not a single person in it…

Q. Where does the one legged waitress work?
A. IHOP.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why can’t cats use computers?

A. Because they always eat the mouse!