Joke Column 3

Mo Roach, Staff Writer

October 22, 2013

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Actual Headlines: Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax Kicking Baby Considered to Be Healthy New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger...

Introducing Luis

Introducing Luis

October 22, 2013

Joke Column 2

Mo Roach, Staff Writer

October 22, 2013

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Boy 1: Wow, he smells good! Why does he look exactly like you? Boy 2: Because he’s my cologne!   Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".   Knock* Knock* Who’s...

Joke Column 1

Mo Roach, Staff Writer

October 22, 2013

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Q: Where is Luke Skywalker’s favorite place to eat? A: Pizza the Hut. Q: Where is Pizza the Hut? A: Darth Mall. Q: How Does Luke get to Darth Mall? A: In his Toyoda.   Funny News Headlines: Include...

Joke Column 4

Mo Roach, Staff Writer

January 22, 2013

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Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. Because he wasn’t chicken.   Q. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? A. It goes back four seconds.   Q. What happens when a marathon runner’s shoes don’t...

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