THE SKIER SCRIBBLER

Joke Column 1

Mo Roach, Staff Writer

October 22, 2013

Q: Where is Luke Skywalker’s favorite place to eat? A: Pizza the Hut. Q: Where is Pizza the Hut? A: Darth Mall. Q: How Does Luke get to Darth Mall? A: In his Toyoda.   Funny News Headlines: Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Local...

“Always Keep Your Antennas Up”

“Always Keep Your Antennas Up”

Harry Kahn, Staff Writer

October 22, 2013

“I’ve had a lot of time to think and to take walks, and appreciate the beautiful Aspen scenery,” says Emily Miller, the October writer in residence for the Aspen Writer’s Foundation. Historically, Aspen has always been a place where writers have found inspiration and the solitude they need...

Joke Column 4

Mo Roach, Staff Writer

January 22, 2013

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. Because he wasn’t chicken.   Q. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? A. It goes back four seconds.   Q. What happens when a marathon runner’s shoes don’t fit? A. He faces defeat.   Q. What kind of trees have...